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Bill Haurton is a cultural critic, which is to say he’s angry about a lot of stuff. He can be found fuming at the present state of affairs at the news desk of a prominent publication you’ve never heard of. If he could travel to any place, it’d be to your house so he could kick your dog. He is a failed Luddite, who enjoys politics, two-tone shoes and is beginning to get the hang of scotch. A polo enthusiast since his youth, Bill’s parents mistakenly bought him a pogo stick, which he uses to put down injured horses.